Monday, 17 October 2011

Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle

On today’s show...

A woman here to confront her ex partner

A  man who wants to know why his family hate him

The woman who claims to have caught an STI from her husband

You text me on my phone saying Tiff B carefuL after you sent me an email saying
If u waNNa play WiTh FIRE, Ur goNNa Get BuRNt
If I waNNa play WiTh FIRE, I’m goNNa Get BuRNt

You planned a baby with another woman,
Whilst your misses was at home with your 2 kids

YES OR NO?
                                    YES OR NO?
                                                                         YES OR NO?
                                                                                                                        YES OR NO?


We asked Craig if he had ever had sexual contact with anybody else
That’s everything from a kiss to intercourse
He said NO.

HE WAS LYING
YOU DESERVE BETTER
AND HE DESERVES NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING

2 comments:

  1. This is one of the exercises that I tried last week. There was an episode of Jeremy Kyle on in the background and so rather than take random extracts from pieces of writing and put them together, I used things that the guests on the talk show and the presentor himself had said

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  2. What an excellent idea even though I shouldn't condone creative writing accompanied by the TV. However, this a great result and a true experiment.

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