Jeremy Kyle
On today’s show...
A woman here to confront her ex partner
A man who wants to know why his family hate him
The woman who claims to have caught an STI from her husband
You text me on my phone saying Tiff B carefuL after you sent me an email saying
If u waNNa play WiTh FIRE, Ur goNNa Get BuRNt
If I waNNa play WiTh FIRE, I’m goNNa Get BuRNt
You planned a baby with another woman,
Whilst your misses was at home with your 2 kids
YES OR NO?
YES OR NO?
YES OR NO?
YES OR NO?
We asked Craig if he had ever had sexual contact with anybody else
That’s everything from a kiss to intercourse
He said NO.
HE WAS LYING
YOU DESERVE BETTER
AND HE DESERVES NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
This is one of the exercises that I tried last week. There was an episode of Jeremy Kyle on in the background and so rather than take random extracts from pieces of writing and put them together, I used things that the guests on the talk show and the presentor himself had said
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent idea even though I shouldn't condone creative writing accompanied by the TV. However, this a great result and a true experiment.
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